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ASmugglarThesuspiciouslookingmandroveuptotheborder,wherehewasgreetedbyasentry.Whentheguardlookedinthetrunk,hewassurprisedtofindsixsacksbulgingattheseams."What'sinher来自e?"heasked."Dirt,"thedriverreplied."Takethemout,"theguardinstructed."Iwanttocheckthem."Obliging,themanremovedthebags,andsureenough,eachoneofthemco360问答ntainednothingbutdirt.Relu晶庆重真ctantly,theguardlethimgo.Aweeklaterthemancameback,andonceag额问弱司银化加占末收ain,thesentrylookedinthetruck."What'sinthebagsthistime?"heasked."Dirt,moredirt."saidtheman.Notbeliev好读冷察inghim,theguardcheckedthesacksand,队onceagain,hefoundnothingbutsoil.Thesamethinghappenedeverywe美决远为ekforsixmonths,anditfinallybecamesofrustratingtotheguardthathequitandbecameabartender.Thenonenight,thesuspicious-lookingfellowhappenedtostopbyforadrink.Hurryingovertohim,theformerguardsa渐所预保校国逐id,"Listen,pa红怀质胜免月l,drinksareonthehousetonightifyou'lldomeafavor:Justtellmewh地除是害atthehellyouweresmugglingallthattime."Grinningbroadly,themanleanedclosetothebartender'searandw国地hispered,"Cars."走私犯一个形迹检便攻七看医底可疑的人开车来到边境，哨兵迎了上去。哨兵在检查汽车行李箱时，惊奇地发现了六个接缝处鼓得紧绷绷的大口袋。“里面装的是什么？”他问道。“土。”司机回答。“把袋子拿出来”，哨兵命令道：“我要检查。超贵讨容资列地科题”那人顺从地把口袋搬了居宁世滑出来。确实，口袋里除了土以外，担度威训始别无他特。哨兵很不情愿地让他通过了。一周后，那人又来了，不待文持装波富侵余温哨兵再次检查汽车上的行李箱。“这次袋子里装的是什么？”他问道。“土，又运了一些土。”那人回答。哨兵不相信，对那养针推式歌粮士主今劳很些袋子又进行了检查，结果发现，除了土以外，仍明跟复于同他突判花洲查旧一无所获。同样的事情每周重演一次，一共持续了六个月。最后，哨兵被弄得灰心丧气，干脆辞片展诗候它境球职去当了酒吧侍者。有天夜里，那个形迹可疑的人碰巧途经酒吧，下车喝酒。那位从前的哨兵急忙迎上前去对他说，“我说，老兄，你要是能帮我一个忙，今晚的酒就归我请客。你能不能告诉我，那段时间你到底在走私什么东西？”那人俯身过来，凑近侍者的耳朵，裂开嘴笑嘻嘻地说：“汽车。”
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