Hi,everybody.Hi!SoIdon'thavetoomuchtimeuphere,beforemygreencardexpires.SeeI360问答grewupinapoorneighborhoodinChina.Themi色维迫害深带老意资哪理ddleschoolthatI举承见前城山必个革器破wenttooneyeardecidedtopavethedirtroadswithbricksandcement.Andth击消冷末社位声额铁estudentswererequiredtobringbrickstosch湖原概先读四ooland...Weworkedreallyhardfor3weeksandfinallyweb每状uiltaroad.Year笔校建拉话笔活转适个slater,Iheardabouttheterm:childlabor.I降被企切知买帮校充却群waslike,what?!Thosekidsgotpaid?!
嗨，大家好啊!嗨!那个……我能表演的时间不多，因为我绿卡马上要过期了。我是在中国的穷乡僻壤长大的。我们初中某年突然决定要修整土路，铺上砖头和水泥，让学生们带原胶约啊凯砖头到学校来……划密赵基高担宣赶早吸我们玩命地干了三个礼拜化简演终于把路修好了。多年以后我听雷宗鱼说了这个词：童工。我立马就惊讶了，啥?!那些小孩干活还有钱拿?
IgotaDminus.ButIreadthatyoungerkidsnowadayscan'tevenreadtheanalogwatchesanymore.Theycanonlyreadthedigitalones.I静妈沉息感皮粒备管改技waslike,howaretheygonnareportthelocationsofhotchicksinthefuture?It'sgonnabelike,克示科饭雨治剧几烧Hotchick,3o'clock.I华can'tstaythatlong.
我列概笑银大家不题拿到的只是D-。我看报道，如今的小孩都不会看手表了。他们只能看懂电子表。我心想，等他们长大以后该如何报告辣妹的位置啊?别人说，“辣妹在三点钟方向”。我不能待那么久的。
SoIc积话帮加氧座画术ametotheUSforcollegeandIwasreallyintoscience,whichreallyhelpedmeintheromancedepartment.LikeonceIaskedthisgirloutandshesaid,no.Isaid,areyousure?Andshesaidtome,heyJoe,NOmeansNO.Isaid,well...italsomeansNitricOxide.
我来美国是读大学，我很喜欢科学，这对我的感情生活也大有裨益。有一次，我来美国是读大学，我很喜欢科学，这对我的感情生活也大有裨益。有一次，我约女孩子出去，她说不行。我问，真不行啊?她说，嘿，Joe，NO就是不行的意思。我说，NO也是一氧化氮啊。
Andoneyear,IwenttoNewOrleansforMardiGras.Here'ssomethingyouguysshouldknowaboutme.Idon'tapproveofnudityinpublic.Butwhenithappens,Iwanttobethere.
有一年，我去新奥尔良参加狂欢节。对于我，你们要了解一点，我是不赞同公共场合赤身裸体的。不过要是真有人这么干了，那我不能错过啊。
AndwhenIfirstcametotheUnitedStates,ItookaEnglishasasecondlanguageclass.Andtheteachertherewastoolazytorememberthestudents'names.SohejusthandedoutalistofAmericannamesforustochoosefrom.AndbythetimeIgotthelist,therewereonlytwonamesleft,soIjustpickedJoeinsteadofJake.Andtheotherday,Itoldthatstorytomyson,Jake.
我初到美国时，参加了英语培训课程。我们
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